Thursday, June 9, 2011

schmucket list

I don't have a bucket list.

I have a schmucket list.

It's a list of things that most people can do, but I cannot. 

It's not really a list of things I want to accomplish.  More like things I've come to realize I will probably never do.  A schmucket list.

Here are a few things that my schmucket list contains. 
  1. Do a cartwheel. 
  2. Rollerskate.
  3. Swim in water over my head.
I mean, who doesn't know how to rollerskate? 

What's on your schmucket list?

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