Ok, so if you don't like the word "fart", stop reading now.
When I was a kid, we were not allowed to say this word.
It bothers me to hear other people say it.
However, to my shame, it's a word that can usually make me laugh.
I was talking to Superfrykid and she was telling me about something at school and she accidently said "fartner" instead of "partner".
For some reason, this struck me as hilariously funny. fartner.
So I couldn't help myself:
"Those two are fartners in crime."
"Dancing with the Stars called and I need to find a good dance fartner."
"Will you be my science lab fartner?"
"Wanna go square dancing? I am a great square dance fartner."
"My grandfather was the founding fartner of this business.
"My true love, my soulmate, my fartner for life."
I'm not sure I can ever say the word "partner" again without snorting.