Thursday, June 7, 2012

dogs schmogs

Remember we talked about how I don't really like animals but it's annoying that people hate me judge me because of this?

I think I found my kindred spirit.

Her name is Jen and she writes the blog known as "People I Want to Punch in the Throat"

She wrote the post that I wanted to write about how I feel about dogs.

Why would anyone want to have to clean up poop that doesn't belong to you (or any of your children)?  I prefer poop that goes directly into the toilet with no scooping involved.

Why would anyone want to smell dog breath while "snuggling" with a hairy beast?  Just get a gross husband and he'll at least mow the yard for you.

Why would anyone want to have an emotional relationship with a dog?  "My dog is always there for me," people say.  Capacity for real friends, anyone?

Shout out to Jen at People I Want to Punch in the Throat.  She may be a total stranger, but it's nice to know I'm not alone.

3 comments:

  1. OMGosh. Jen is your Tina Fey!

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  2. She is totally my Tina Fey. If I were in a position to write an autobiography, I would not even start it because the title "Bossypants" has already been taken, so I wouldn't even bother.

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    1. You can get Superfry Dad to write a biography. It's documented that he doesn't wear pants.

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