I think I found my kindred spirit.
Her name is Jen and she writes the blog known as "People I Want to Punch in the Throat"
She wrote the post that I wanted to write about how I feel about dogs.
Why would anyone want to have to clean up poop that doesn't belong to you (or any of your children)? I prefer poop that goes directly into the toilet with no scooping involved.
Why would anyone want to smell dog breath while "snuggling" with a hairy beast? Just get a gross husband and he'll at least mow the yard for you.
Why would anyone want to have an emotional relationship with a dog? "My dog is always there for me," people say. Capacity for real friends, anyone?
Shout out to Jen at People I Want to Punch in the Throat. She may be a total stranger, but it's nice to know I'm not alone.
OMGosh. Jen is your Tina Fey!
ReplyDeleteShe is totally my Tina Fey. If I were in a position to write an autobiography, I would not even start it because the title "Bossypants" has already been taken, so I wouldn't even bother.
ReplyDeleteYou can get Superfry Dad to write a biography. It's documented that he doesn't wear pants.
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