I used to like The Pioneer Woman. I read her blog a lot and finally I realized that it's actually kind of lame. In fact, I discovered a blog called thepioneerwomansux or something like that. There are actually several blogs out there that exist solely to make fun of The Pioneer Woman. She is a really rich lady who pretends to be all country and cool at the same time. I don't know why, but that rubs me the wrong way, so now I don't read PW anymore.
Then I got to thinking about it (I can't sleep and I've watched all of my DVR shows)....anyway, I started thinking about how my life is kind of a really low-budget/rednecky version of the Pioneer Woman.
PW: Marlboro Man (wears chaps, cowboy hat & goatee)
Me: Superfrydad (wears jean shorts, baseball hat & goatee)
PW: Lives on a ranch in OK
Me: Live on 3 acres in WV
PW: Has lots of cattle and horses
Me: Have 5 cows, a bull and 3 goats
PW: Former ballerina
Me: Former marching band color guard member (also known as "flags")
PW: Published cookbook author
Me: Unpublished box macaroni and cheese maker
PW: Complains about her weight all the time/probably is a size 6 or 8 after 4 kids
Me: Complain about my weight all the time/was an 8 before I bore children, now I am not.
PW: Wears expensive clothing and thinks a shirt for $70 is a good buy
Me: Wear inexpensive clothing and think that a shirt for $70 better have $50 in the pocket
Maybe I should rename Ketchup With The Frys. I could call it thepoorandfatpioneerwoman or something catchy like that. I'll think about it.