Sunday, February 12, 2012

plunger time

Warning:  this post contains references to poop.  If you are not a fan of this topic, stop reading now.

There is a phenomenon that happens A LOT around here.  I'm not sure what to call it, but here's what happens:

I clean the bathroom. 

Within 24 hours, someone's butt explodes  someone uses the restroom and a plunger is required.

The person who uses the plunger leaves bits and pieces of the disaster IN MY CLEAN TOILET!!!

I can't tell you the rage that fills me when I go into the bathroom & see shards of toilet paper and other items clinging to the inside of the bowl.

Here's my thought:
If you blow up the toilet, you should give it a courtesy cleaning.  ESPECIALLY if it was in pristine shape before you used it.

I'll let you figure out who does this in our household.  Here's a hint:  it's not me. 

I know this is gross, but I did warn you. 

You know that children's book, "Everyone Poops"?
I'm going to write one called, "Everyone Poops, but Not Everyone Knows How Much Toilet Paper is  Too Much."  And then the sequal will be "Everyone Poops, but Not Everyone Knows How to Use a Plunger and a Toilet Brush."

PS - I chose to steal  borrow the graphic that has the little comment, "apples don't poop" because that's what I think when I see that book cover.  That's funny, isn't is?  My book cover will not include any food items.   Although if I did include a food item, I would not choose an apple.  I would choose corn.  Just sayin.


  1. I totally just talked about this book last week. I bought it for my nephew about 12 years ago. They have one about farts too. I mean everybody does it. So it's ok. I know, I know, it's a smelly subject, but it's just so easy to over stink.

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