I made them in February and we finally got to wear them yesterday!
|Bottom left is supposed to be "LOVE"|
We left 20 minutes late because it takes a long time to pose properly for candid pics.
|See how our shirts match the sign????? Except the sign is orange, which I hear is the new black.|
Salt N Pepa opened - we only caught the last bit because we were a little late, but they sounded really good! And we heard Push It, which is the quintessential song from them.
Then rain and a little wind. And a break between acts.
Then Sugar Ray. Confession: I thought Sugar Ray was the lead singer's name. It's not. His name is Mark McGrath. I thought that was a motocross racer. But that's actually Jeremy McGrath. It was raining and I was sitting on a garbage bag. I didn't want to stand up for Sugar Ray because I didn't want my garbage bag to get wet for my least favorite act of the show, plus I thought I might be tired later and want to sit down on a dry seat. But quickly I realized that to fully enjoy MixTape, one must stand up and sing along. So I did. And they did some covers of other songs that were fun and actually, they were pretty good. And it was raining really hard and he was wearing white pants. Props to Mr. McGrath.
Then rain and a little more wind. And another break between acts.
Then Nelly. Nelly likes to talk instead of sing. Well, he doesn't really sing when he sings either. But I give props to Nelly because it was raining really hard when he performed and he went on with the show, which is more than I can say for TLC.
TLC decided to not perform and word in the cheap seats was that it was due to the weather. I guess TBoz and Chilli (with 2 l's, not to be confused with chili, the spicy, meaty stew eaten with cornbread)....I guess they only sing about waterfalls in the studio. When actual water falls, they're out. Boooooo, TLC, booooo. You are old, but you're not made of sugar and if Salt N Pepa can get out there, so can you. I was really hoping for a hologram of Left Eye, but I guess I should have just hoped for the living members to actually appear. Very disappointing. Crazy, Sexy, NOT Cool. At the very least, you could have skyped a song or two from your tour bus and just told us the truth. "Dear fans, we don't want to get wet. Our weaves are very expensive and we have 2 more concerts in Canada beginning tomorrow, which means we cannot get our hair wet today."
The line-up online showed that Vanilla Ice was the opening act, but he had not performed yet. We wondered if he had gotten himself arrested again for stealing plywood or shingles again. There was another wait, so we decided to brave the bathroom line. It was long and slightly disgusting because of the smell from the crabcake vendor nearby, but we made it.
Then it was time for the main event, NKOTB. They were about 50/50 for me.
On the negative side:
- They sang a good many slow songs, which aren't much fun when you don't have someone to slow dance with.
- There was a lot of pelvic thrusting. One or two is fine. 10 in a row as a feature in the opening song is a little off putting. Maybe it's just me.
On the positive side:
- They sang the classics and they shot confetti.
- They had a quick change cam, which was kind of funny. More subtle and classier than the pelvic thrusts, imo.
- A shirtless Joey sang a cover of the Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams". I would have put this in the negative column, because he was my least favorite and his performance was not only shirtless, but included a push up. However, his voice sounded good, his hair looks much better now and I like the Eurythmics, so I decided it was a positive.
- The dance moves. NKOTB is kind of like the Temptations. Smooth moves at the back up mics. And lots of show choir-ish hand gestures.
- Vanilla Ice came out in the middle of the NKOTB set and performed. I had forgotten about Go Ninja Go, but mercifully, he only sang part of that I think, and then he moved on to Ice Ice Baby.
- Donnie Wahlberg. I mean, I could have just listed his name in the positives and it would have outweighed the negatives, am I right?
Other highlights included:
- Seeing old friends from back in the day, especially my middle school BFF. We haven't seen each other in many years....We live about 500 miles apart and it took this concert for our paths to cross.
- Being called "sir" at a Denny's inside a truckstop at 1 am. Completing my order with a straight face while my friend snickers and snorts next to me. You probably had to be there for that to be funny, but it was.
- Realizing how old we are compared to my friend's 14 year old daughter. She was a trooper, but there was a small window of time where she hunkered under her poncho and played a game on her phone instead of taking in the show. Also, she didn't pretend to not know us when we were dancing, even though she probably wanted to.
- Not dying on the way there. It was a torrential downpour and we saw no less than 3 cars and one tractor trailer in the median, plus a very close call on the part of a guy behind us who almost bit it when we had to slow down. Props to my friend for driving us safely and also driving up and back in one day.
I can't think of a clever way to tie this post up, but let me just say that when I saw the weather forecast, I wanted to back out and not go. But I bought some rain boots, put on a poncho and had a really good time. It's a life lesson, really. You can choose to be negative and look only at the rain or you can choose to dance like a fool in the rain and have a memory that you will always treasure.
I should probably post a link to a relevant song here, but I'll just post this because I like the leg move they do in the video. It was before MC Hammer. That's old.