Warning: this post is about poop. Again. I know. I'm sorry. Not really.
I was reading People I Want to Punch in the Throat and was directed to this lovely little site.
Its The Official Diarrhea Song blog.
I only read a few before I had tears running down my face.
That could be a song.
When tears are running down your face
and poop runs out of it's poop place
Not my best work, but I'm okay with mediocrity.
But I think if you made it this far into this post, you already knew that.
Now you're singing that song, aren't you?
You're welcome. Have a great time trying to replace that in your head.